February 2012
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“Your last name is Gomez? Wait, so are you related to Selena Gomez?”
-Questions I deal with.
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It’s like most days I am completely sure that I am a relatively levelheaded human being with a death grip on reality, and then it’s Monday night and I’m trying to convince what’s-her-face on The Voice to pick Christina, but of course she picks Cee Lo, and nothing makes sense.
greenthing:
Life cannot be working every day and being miserable all of the time and sometimes getting drunk. Like, I refuse to accept that.
Next time you hear from me will be never because I’m done believing in the Internet and I’ll be living off of the land in the forest or something.
Just kidding. That’s gross. Where’s the vodka?
I have awfully high expectations exceeded only by the laundry list of standards I’ve set for myself that date back to when I was mentally able to conceptualize what it meant to have such a thing (which, if we’re being honest, was pretty young since I also like to think I’ve got a leg up on my generation). Oh, Christ, I’m kind of a snob aren’t I? Well, I could be worse...
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The girl who sits on my immediate left during my 2:30 class is finally back after an apparent two week bout with viral meningitis. What this means for me is that I did not learn a single thing today as I spent much of that hour perusing through WebMD to determine my odds of succumbing to viral meningitis.
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January 2012
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Don’t ask me what I think about anything, because I’ve been biting my tongue all weekend and I can’t afford the leeway. I’m vague, and I sleep better that way.
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WatchThe glory days of The Office.
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“That shot sent a message!”
-Shit Tennis Commentators Say
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Sometimes things happen that catapult you through whatever chasm may exist between you and everything else. Sometimes things happen that put life in perfect perspective, and suddenly that portrait you’ve been painting in your head for the last some odd years seems completely irrelevant. The color seems off, and you’re not really sure where the inspiration came from in the first place....
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WatchCUTE.
rachelcorinne:
I am having a hard time accepting the fact that I’m not Kate Middleton.
LMAO you idiot.
Unforced Error: Consistency is the Path to... →
unforcederror:
Australian Open champion Kim Clijsters lost in the 2nd round of the French Open.
French Open champion Li Na lost in the 2nd round of Wimbledon.
Wimbledon champion Petra Kvitova lost in the 1st round of the US Open
US Open champion Sam Stosur lost in the 1st round of the 2012 Australian…
UGH. Thank you.
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Hello, fine people of the internet. Currently, I’m sitting in a Walmart parking lot eating McDonalds contemplating (at the very least) buying a couple pens or maybe a folder before the semester starts tomorrow, but then Aaliyah comes on the radio, and suddenly everything else seems irrelevant, and now I’m nostalgic and thinking I’ll probably just ask someone for a pen tomorrow.
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